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January 8, 2015 / Posted by:

Giada De Laurentiis denies cheating on her husband with John Mayer, Bobby Flay, Matt Lauer and all the other dudes she’s been on TV with. Does Giada realize that if she keeps spitting out the denials her Blow Job Queen title is going to be ripped away? That’s not a title you want to let go of. That is an honor! – Celebitchy

Keira Knightley looks “over it” in the face and that’s either because of the fetus growing inside of her body or she’s pissed at Bendystraw Cucumbersnatch for stealing her pregnant thunder – Lainey Gossip

I’ve seen Real Dolls that look more natural and lifelike than Kylie JennerDrunken Stepfather

Steve Kroft of 60 Minutes once drank champagne out of his side piece’s ass. “Dumbasses! Champagne is supposed to go in your ass, not out of it” said Goopy Paltrow while getting a Cristal enema – WWTDD

If I was Matt Bomer’s husband and he thanked me at an awards show, I’d stand up and scream, “Yeah, so that means he’s fucking me and me only. Stay away, sluts!”Towleroad

Calvin Klein Photoshopped pubes onto Justin Bieber’s hairless body. They probably figured that since they’re adding a dick bulge to his genital-less crotch, they might as well go all the way – The Superficial

Swedish pop star puts a condom on her leg to prove that condoms can fit even the biggest dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’ll agree with her as soon as I see pictures of the Hammaconda in a condom – Jezebel

There’s a real-life Peter Griffin and here he is – Hollywood Tuna

Every men’s fashion magazine needs to take note and learn true style from these dads – The Berry

I get it, sometimes you really have to go and the only thing available is a bottle, but Emily Blunt should still see a doctor, because that color doesn’t look right – Popoholic

Ethan Hawke did a Prada ad – OMG Blog

I should double up on my caffeine, because I looked at these pictures of Kristen Stewart and her “gal pal” (which is tabloid for “partner in pussy”) and thought they were pictures of Kristen Stewart and BlossomPopsugar

Pigs can’t fly, but they can ice skate – SOW

Can’t Miley Cyrus just up Bill Ray’s allowance so he can stop breaking into her house? – Just Jared

It’s official, the meaning of true love is dead, buried and has been eaten by worms – ICYDK

Will.i.cant is subtle – Celebslam

I don’t watch Fargo, but reading the words “Jean Smart joins the cast of Fargo” has convinced me to start watching FargoPajiba

Jennifer Aniston is over talking about that 10 year old love triangle – HuffPo

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