Nicole Kidman Says She Once Had The Hornies For Jimmy Fallon

And now we know Nicole Kidman’s horn-horn face looks like. “Yeah, that’s pretty much what I always imagined it would look like” thinks Tom Cruise. Elsa’s Australian cousin made an appearance on The Tonight Show last night to promote winter (sorry, I’m being told she was actually promoting that Paddington Bear movie) and Jimmy Fallon remarked that it was the first time they’d seen each other since a weird meeting at Jimmy’s apartment years ago.

According to Jimmy, a friend called him up and asked if he could swing by his house with Nicole Kidman, who wanted to talk about what he assumed was the possibility of appearing in that awful Bewitched reboot she was doing. Jimmy agreed and ran out to get some brie, because that’s what you do when people come over – you have cheese for them (duh).

However, Nicole Kidman told a very different story. Nicole, who was single at the time, says she wanted their mutual friend to set her up with Jimmy Fallon, because she had a crush on him and wanted to take him to the down undah boan zoan. Unfortunately, she says he didn’t say much to her when they arrived, and she knew it wasn’t going to happen when he put on a video game. So she left, and figured he was either not interested or gay.

Of course, Jimmy acts like he has no clue that Nicole Kidman wanted to date him, but you know he totally did and throwing on that video game was just his way of letting her down easy. How could he date a woman that has trouble forcing her face muscles into a smile, let alone a laugh? Making jokes is all the game he’s got!