So, This Finally Happened

January 6, 2015 / Posted by:

Speaking of a little bag full of grapes…… Actually, that fake bulge looks more like a small bushel of plastic baby bananas wrapped in cheese cloth.

So After months of rumors, the marketing department at Calvin Klein showed us that they’ve gone completely crazy by releasing pictures of the half-broken Vanilla Ice Pez dispenser in their new campaign for Calvin Klein underwear. Justin Bieber twatted out three pictures from the panties campaign that is marketed toward I don’t even know who. In these pictures, it looks like they took the head of a My Buddy doll and put it on the body of a hunchback He-Man action figure that’s covered in overused scratch ‘n sniff stickers. Since they were heavy with the Photoshop, couldn’t they have Photoshopped away his constipated smolder? No, they couldn’t do that. That’s his signature. It’s not a picture of Justin Bieber unless he looks like someone just walked in on him taking a shit in a public bathroom.

And since this baby douche is the new ass of Calvin Klein underwear, I’m assuming that all of their chonies now come with a potty flap on the butt to make poopy times easier. I’m sure that was the Biebs’ idea.

There’s two more pictures after the cut including one with Lara Stone that’s supposed to give us Marky Mark and Kate Moss vibes, but it looks more like a grown woman trying to give the Heimlich to a confused toddler.

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