Congratulations to texas rose and la petite bonnieux for winning the final CAPTION THIS Contest of 2014. You are now the proud owners of a $50 Amazon gift card. If some smug bitch at your high school reunion looks at you all smugly and smugly asks you what you’ve done with your life, you can now say, “Um, I won a caption contest on some blog, thankyouverymuch.”
Another one of Dr. Oz’s ill advised hemorrhoids cures. – texas rose
Happy New Rear – la petite bonnieux
Note from 12/31: It’s the final CAPTION THIS Contest of 2014, so just like the Christmas CT Contest, this one comes with a prize for the winners. You can’t ever call me a cheap whore again. Actually, yeah, you can, because the prize isn’t that great and I get the tingles when you call me a cheap whore. Both the winner and upvote winner will each get a $50 Amazon gift card. The winners will be crowned on January 5th. Thanks to all you messes who have left captions throughout the year.
Pic: College Humor