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January 5, 2015 / Posted by:

Sienna Miller thinks that having a baby made directors see her in a different light (the “different light” being serious mother instead of party girl home wrecker) which is why she got cast in some big movies. Why did Sienna have to say that? Every hospital better put their nursery on lockdown, because now Lindsay Lohan is going to steal one of the newborns, dip it in orange paint, paint freckles on it with an orange Sharpie and spray the Lohan family signature scent (wet cigarettes and bottom shelf vodka) all over it so she can pass it off as her own in hopes that directors will start casting her in stuff. Good going, Sienna! – Lainey Gossip

Rosie Huntington-Whateverly and her one facial expression did Elle UKDrunken Stepfather

Teresa Giudice’s new lawyer doesn’t know how to do math – Reality Tea

Bill Maher took his young leased piece to the beach – WWTDD

Finally, some good news from Florida! Starting today, everyone can get married there. If you hear the sound of a blood-curdling, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,” don’t pay it much attention. It’s just Anita Bryant screaming from her orange grove – Towleroad

And somewhere on the sidelines, Pimp Mama Kris is screaming, “Work it, own it!” Hollywood Tuna

The source probably got it wrong. They heard “Ariana Grande and Big Sean have split” instead of “Big Sean split Ariana Grande with his fireplace flue dick.” Open your ears, source! – The Superficial¬†

Katy Perry is going to do something at the Super Bowl that will destroy her arch enemy¬†Taylor Swift. So she’s either going to scissor Karlie Kloss onstage or blow up an Easy Bake Oven – Gawker

Prince Hot Ginge’s uncle may be the Woody Allen of the British royal family – Celebitchy

I’m sorry to hear that Adele Dazeem and Yates Grudds are divorced now” said John TravoltaICYDK

Frenchy and Sandy: Together again! – Boy Culture

Why did I just spend 2 minutes looking for Dakota Johnson’s camel toe? – Popoholic

Why did I just spend 2 minutes looking at the tip of a German gangsta rapper’s dick? Oh, I know why: dick – OMG Blog

There’s a new Cinderella trailer in case you want a reason to watch Ever After again – Pajiba

And just like that, Usher has a new wallpaper picture for his phone – SOW

I do not know what is going on in this picture of Hayden Panettiere and her new baby – Popsugar

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! – Jezebel

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