Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 5, 2015 / Posted by:

The Gaston at Disney World in Florida who showed a NOT KNOWING dude that no one’s slick as Gaston, no one’s quick as Gaston and no one Gastons like this Gaston. 

Being a character at Disney World or Disneyland isn’t easy and they don’t get paid nearly enough for that shit. They sometimes have to deal with brat ass kids or drunk delusional wrecks, and they always have to be on and ready for anything. Case in point: At Disney World recently, a tourist thought he’d show Gaston up on his own land and challenged him to a push-up contest. The dude learned that when you challenge Gaston to a push-up contest, your ass will probably get beat and Gaston will beat your ass while wearing a luscious wig. He got Gastowned.

I’ve watched that video a few times and it doesn’t look like Gaston goes down all the way. I’m calling for a DO OVER! But this time, I want to see Gaston do those push-ups completely naked, lubed up and on top of me while I’m on my stomach in my bedroom as a camera is pointed at us. Only then, I’ll believe that he’s the strongest man in all the lands!

That asshole Mickey Mouse should really give this Gaston a bonus and a raise, because this is the second time in a month he’s gone viral. You might’ve already seen the video of him getting told by a little girl.

So this Gaston is an expert role player, a push-up contest champion and can wear the hell out of a wig…. Belle is a dumbass for passing up this hotness.

via HuffPo

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