The holidays are over and famous actor types have taken off their bikinis and said goodbye to sunbathing their parts on a yacht in the Caribbean and put on a $10,000 borrowed designer gown to say hello to weeks of getting drunk on top shelf champagne while jacking off other famous actor types at award shows and film festivals. They all went back to “work” last night at the awards gala for the Palm Springs International Film Festival in wait for it… wait for it… Palm Springs, CA.
Reese Witherspoon won the Chairman’s Award for Wild, Julianne Moore and Eddie Redmayne won the Desert Achievement Award for Still Alice and The Theory of Everything, J.K. Simmons won the Spotlight Award for Whiplash, the cast of The Imitation Game won the Ensemble Cast Award and Rosamund Pike and David Oyelowo won the Breakthrough Performance Award for Gone Girl and Selma. And Bennyhill Custardsnatch and his fiancee of ten minutes Sophie Hunter walked away with the I See You Bitches Award.
Tumblr turned into a Cumberbitch battleground last night when the Internet squirted out pictures of Sophie Hunty using her clutch to hide the area on her body where a fetus grows. There’s been rumors that B. Cums hooked his lizard hemipenes to Sophie’s vagine and knocked her up by filling her with his lizard jizz, and that’s the reason why they’re engaged. So her bump-hiding pose and her Mrs. Roper maternity gown really set the Cumberbitches off. Scientists will tell you that the quickest way to make every vein in a Cumberbitch’s neck pop is to show them a picture of their god’s fiancee covering up a possible baby belly. Of course I trolled Tumblr this morning to see how the Cumberbitches are handling these pictures and here’s one of my favorite responses:
That IS a baby bump showing there or she is fucking bloated as hell.
Pretty pathetic of her to trap the guy in marriage although BC isn’t exactly blameless. That’ll teach him to wrap that lil sucker. 😉 Sophie is set for life regardless:/
Don’t see the marriage lasting long. After all look what happened when Jeremy Renner married his baby’s mama-divorced after ten months.
That Cumberbitch is right. That lizard-trapping hussy harlot left a trail of wet lettuce from B. Cums’ aquarium to her coochie and now she’s pregnant!
But really, I don’t know why they’re saying that she’s set for life if she’s knocked up. Google tells me that lizards can hatch dozens of eggs, so if Sophie is pregnant, she’ll give birth to at least 20 lizard human babies and they’ll both go broke trying to take care of all of their children. The Cumberbitches shouldn’t lose whatever is left of their minds yet. There’s a chance that B. Cums and Sophie are just pulling some stunts, because that Oscar isn’t going to win itself. Oscar voting ends in February, so from now until then expect these two to get married, divorced and married again.
And who cares about those two when a truly glamorous couple was at the PSIFF last night. I present to you Jack Jones and his desert snow bunny beauty of a wife Eleonora Jones!
These beauties don’t need to pull shameless stunts to get attention. Their natural glow and charisma does the trick.
And here’s many more pictures from last night including some of Carol Channing and Julianne Moore wearing I don’t even know what.