Open Post: Hosted By Bai Ling Giving You A Major Serving Of Demure Elegance

January 2, 2015 / Posted by:

I’m quitting this bitch a little earlier today, because I’m going to spend some quality time with my family. Sometimes nothing will lead you to guzzling down an entire bottle of anything mind-numbing like spending a lot of time with your family and one of my New Year’s resolutions is to cut back on booze. (“We love you too.” – my family while throwing themselves into a pool of vodka) So yeah, I’ll break the fuck out of that resolution in 3..2….GULP. So for now, I leave you with these gorgeous and understated pictures of celestial queen Bai Ling getting topless and oozing out drops of pure grace at a New Year’s Eve party in L.A. If Bai Ling pulled these “comatose porn star” poses at a mosque, they wouldn’t condemn her the way they condemned amateur attention whore Selena Gomez. They’d worship her for the goddess that she is (no, no, they wouldn’t).

We can all breath out a million sighs of relief, because when it comes to Bai Ling, 2015 will be just like 2014, 2013, 2012 and so and so on. She’s going to spend the entire year giving us more paparazzi pictures of her looking like a horny cat on downers while flashing her legendary nipples. Thank all the Gods for Bai Ling.

Pics: Wenn.com

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