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Marlene McFly, the sweetheart of 2015 from Back To The Future Part 2!

The future is finally here. I’m assuming that you’re reading this shit while eating a hydrated pizza from Pizza Hut after taking a New Year’s Day ride on your Hoverboard. Because the documentary Back To The Future Part 2 promised those things and more in 2015 and it’s 2015 now. In case you didn’t know or couldn’t tell from the hundreds of sites doing “What Did ‘Back To The Future Part 2’ Get Right?” lists, in BTTF P2, Marty McFly travels to 2015 to help the future twins he made with Jennifer Parker 2.0. Michael J. Fox plays the twins, Marty Jr. and Marlene McFly.

Marlene McFly is a fashion and hair icon of 2015! Throw out all of your clothes and make an appointment at the JCPenney hair salon, because 2015 is all about skirts that look like deflated mylar balloons, Victorian blouses made out funeral home drapes and hair that looks like a wig cut up by Blue Ivy Carter. Marlene McFly’s look is SO now. Here’s the scene where Jennifer Parker 2.0 goes to her future house and Marlene McFly gives us a graceful, robotic hair flip for the ages.

I wonder what drugs BTTF P2 predicted we’d be doing in 2015, because Marlene McFly is on some new shit.

Michael J. Fox should do drag more often, because when he does it he looks like Holly Hunter in drag as Ed Wood in drag and that is the absolute definition of beautiful.