If you’re going to press play on that video, you should turn your sound all the way down unless you don’t care if the people around you call the police thinking that there’s been a bloody massacre. This video of a girl screaming her tonsils off after getting One Direction tickets for Christmas was uploaded to Facebook recently and I don’t think the insides of my ears will ever be the same again. She let out the kind shriek that Tommy Girl lets out whenever he sees John Travolta without his hair on.
I got the best present ever, microwaveable pork rinds, for Christmas and I didn’t even let out a scream like that. But then again, I’m not capable of doing that since I’m completely dead inside. If she let out an ear-killing, corpse-awakening scream like that over tickets, imagine the sounds she’ll make at the actual concert. No wonder Harry Styles has 45 pounds of hair covering his ears.