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December 30, 2014 / Posted by:

The Dil-Doh from Play-Doh that ruined Christmas!

Whoever is running the Play-Doh Facebook page has been busy the past few days hitting the delete button on post after post from people either joking about or bitching about the micro plastic dick armor that came in the Play-Doh Sweet Shoppe Cake Mountain play set. The part isn’t supposed to be a mini dil-doh or a plastic storage case for Chyna’s clit. It’s supposed to be an “extruder” that squirts out Play-Doh for decorating. The “quality control” department of Play-Doh must be made up of Scientologists, because they looked at that dick and said, “Looks good to us, SHIP IT!”

Hasbro, who puts out Play-Doh,┬ástarted getting complaints about their ribbed dil-doh in November, but they really didn’t do anything about it except for shipping less-peeney replacements to people who complained. So for Christmas, a bunch of families got a peen surprise in their Cake Mountain play set and some weren’t happy about it. They complained on Play-Doh’s Facebook page and Play-Doh responded to their complaints by deleting them. But even if Play-Doh apologized, it wouldn’t mean a damn thing, because they already RUINED CHRISTMAS. Play-Doh, whose job is to think of the children, didn’t think of the children! One pearl clutching mom (and she wasn’t clutching the pearls on that dil-doh) let Play-Doh know that her family’s Christmas got destroyed by a dil-doh. Play-Doh’s dil-doh is the nuclear bomb in the war against Christmas.

RUINEDCHRISTMAS

I’m with that mom. My Christmas would be ruined too and I’d be pissed. That’s a sad excuse for a dil-doh. If Play-Doh is going to include a dil-doh for mommy or daddy, they need to make that shit bigger. Yes, I like that it’s veiny and wearing a pearl choker (that makes it a true lady), but I’ve seen thumbs bigger than that. What are you supposed to do with that? I’d swallow it up and it’d never be seen or heard from again. Play-Doh should apologize for making an unusable dil-doh.

The good news for them is that they can pull it off the shelves and sell it at adult toy stores as the Jon Gosselin dildo.

via ONTD

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