Condragraulations to OurMissC and charlib21 for each winning an Amazon gift card. And to answer both of your questions, yes, Amazon sells lube and wine. Here’s the winning captions:
Pixar’s latest: Toy Whorey – OurMissC
But first, let me take an Elfie. – charlib21
Note from 12/24: Since this is the second to last CAPTION THIS Contest of the year, the winner and upvote winner will get an actual prize in addition to winning the illustrious title of CT co-winner for December 24th. The winner and upvote winner will each get an empty bottle of Phoebe’s Phantasy (and yes it’s empty because I used it all). No, each winner will get a $50 Amazon e-card, which I’ll email to the address in your Disqus profile. The winners will be crowned on Monday. Happy captioning!