Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 29, 2014 / Posted by:

The creepy fan who got a jolt of YES after he creepily sniffed on Lavoy Allen’s jersey at the Pacers vs. Nets game on Saturday.

If you’ve ever “accidentally” (uh huh) come across a pair of used, dirty, sweat crust-covered underwear for sale on eBay and wondered what kind of weird freak gets off on sniffing worn clothes, you now have the answer. Chris Noth’s long-lost, man sweat-loving brother was sitting behind Lavoy Allen of the Pacers at a game over the weekend and he just couldn’t fight the urge to inhale the essence of Lavoy. Whatever that scent was, it registered an all-caps FUCK YES on dude’s sense of smell scale, because he lit up as though he was Charlie Sheen and Lavoy’s jersey was covered in coke. Dude sniffed as though no one was watching, only EVERYONE was watching, because that shit was caught on camera.

Dude’s willpower tank is probably completely depleted, because I’m guessing it took every will in his being to not lick that jersey. Well, we all know how this is going to end. When Intervention finally gets rebooted, he’ll be on the first episode and we’ll learn that he lost his house,  job, car and everything else, because he spent all his money on his fix of choice: jerseys worn by Lavoy Allen. He will regularly be found behind the stadium begging the janitor to please get him a towel or ANYTHING used by Lavoy Allen and he’ll pay up tomorrow. He is hooked.

You know, maybe Lavoy Allen’s jersey should be today’s HSOTD, because it’s got the stuff that gives dudes a full-body boner.

via Bleacher Report (For Andy)

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