Open Post: Hosted By Taylor Swift’s Custom Pussy Carriers

December 28, 2014 / Posted by:

Oh, this is so humiliating” thinks the cat on the left. “RELEASE ME AT ONCE!!!!!” hisses the cat on the right.

I didn’t think it was possible for Taylor Swift to get any more Taylor Swift-y than the custom-made pussy necklace she got for her 25th birthday, but it looks like the Butterscotch Prom Queen went and found a way. According to a picture she threw up on Instagram on Friday, Taylor Swift’s mom “won Christmas” by giving her two personalized pussy carriers for her cats, Doctor Meredith Grey and Detective Olivia Benson. Although I’m not sure why Tay Tay’s mom went with duffel bags; is she not aware that Tay Tay’s cats are precious lil’ cake pops who are used to riding around town perched on a rich human person’s arm while their fluffy butts rub up against the leather handle of a vintage handbag? Meredith and Olivia have certain standards that need to be met, you know.

And I’m sure while Tay Tay was turning into ERMAHGERD Girl over the sight of her new cat carriers, Meredith and Olivia were equally excited about their new presents. “Meredith, look! Something new to poop in!

Pic: Instagram

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