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December 28, 2014 / Posted by:

Lina Santiago, the L.A. freestyle chanteuse of 1996!

The perfect way for you to burn off all that HoneyBaked ham, spiced rum and boxes upon boxes of chocolate (yes, I’m talking to myself) is to put on your black latex crop top and twirl and sway to the 1996 freestyle hit “Feels So Good (Show Me Your Love).” “Feels So Good” went to #35 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1996 when Lina was 17. It was her first and only hit. Wikipedia says that Lina was in a girl group when she was a teenager, but when she won a karaoke contest at Acapulco, a Mexican restaurant chain, in Downey, CA, she decided to go solo. Fuck American Idol, The Voice and all those other singing contests. The true singing stars are found on karaoke night at Acapulco in Downey.

After “Feels So Good” became a semi-hit, her label Universal made her release an album of pop ballads and it didn’t take people up, up and away like her single did. It kind of flopped and those bitches at Universal dropped her before her second album was released. Wiki says that she’s now married, has one kid and works in real estate in San Diego.

I hope that while Lina is showing her clients a house, they stop complaining about how the kitchen doesn’t have granite countertops for a minute to bow down and pay homage to the chanteuse who set the all-ages clubs on fire with this:

Skinny brows, a black latex suit with a white turtleneck and curling iron bangs covered in a AquaNet mist are as timeless and classic as this song.

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