Christmas Eve Crumbs

December 24, 2014 / Posted by:

The Christmas Unicorn Empress of Aspen is finally spreading the holiday glitter in Colorado! What a wonderful holiday it will be for the bodyguards who have to spend their Christmas helping Mimi navigate the land in her sensible snow shoes – Lainey Gossip 

Ralphie from A Christmas Story looks awful! – WWTDD

Harvey Weinstein wants Today to apologize to Amy Adams for kicking her off the show. Matt Lauer was heard saying, “And I want the entire crew of Today to magically turn into pretty 20-something ladies who won’t sue me for harassment when I bone them in my office during commercial breaks. It’s fun to want!” – Celebitchy

The Love Magazine advent video calendar is finally over and thankfully for our eyeballs it didn’t end with another video starring a Kartrashian – Drunken Stepfather

When Teresa Giudice goes to the chokey, she apparently wants to hire a nanny to take care of her daughters. Good luck finding a nanny who will work for zero dollars and eye fucks from Juicy Joe  – Reality Tea

A Marvel Vs. DC trailer exists because nerds – The Superficial 

Dakota Fanning wasted an opportunity to subtly flip off the paps – Popoholic

FYI: The Silver Fox doesn’t want to fuck Kelly Ripa and her penis head belly button – Towleroad

What in the hell kind of GD outfit is Rita Ora wearing? – Hollywood Tuna 

If you want to remember what you were like the first time you did coke, here you go – The Berry 

Wait, who says the original Pink Flamingos isn’t family friendly? – Jezebel

Some British chick has come forward claiming that she’s the Teletubbies sun baby. Uh huh and I was the inspiration for Orko from He-ManOMG Blog

All hail, Peter Jackson, Lord of Bitch Please – Pajiba

Here I am spending a piece of my Christmas looking for peen print while watching The Rock sing carols in a onesie – SOW

Here I am spending a piece of my Christmas  looking for peen print while watching John Krasinski dance in a baggy Santa suit – Popsugar

You can now watch The Interview EVERYWHERE – Just Jared

Meanwhile, Blue Ivy Carter was in her chalet, throwing money into the fireplace to stay warm while one of her handmaidens spoon-fed her hot chocolate imported from Switzerland – HuffPo

Pic: FameFlynet

Tags:
SHARE
Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >