Christmas Eve Crumbs
The Christmas Unicorn Empress of Aspen is finally spreading the holiday glitter in Colorado! What a wonderful holiday it will be for the bodyguards who have to spend their Christmas helping Mimi navigate the land in her sensible snow shoes – Lainey Gossip
Ralphie from A Christmas Story looks awful! – WWTDD
Harvey Weinstein wants Today to apologize to Amy Adams for kicking her off the show. Matt Lauer was heard saying, “And I want the entire crew of Today to magically turn into pretty 20-something ladies who won’t sue me for harassment when I bone them in my office during commercial breaks. It’s fun to want!” – Celebitchy
The Love Magazine advent video calendar is finally over and thankfully for our eyeballs it didn’t end with another video starring a Kartrashian – Drunken Stepfather
When Teresa Giudice goes to the chokey, she apparently wants to hire a nanny to take care of her daughters. Good luck finding a nanny who will work for zero dollars and eye fucks from Juicy Joe – Reality Tea
A Marvel Vs. DC trailer exists because nerds – The Superficial
Dakota Fanning wasted an opportunity to subtly flip off the paps – Popoholic
FYI: The Silver Fox doesn’t want to fuck Kelly Ripa and her penis head belly button – Towleroad
What in the hell kind of GD outfit is Rita Ora wearing? – Hollywood Tuna
If you want to remember what you were like the first time you did coke, here you go – The Berry
Wait, who says the original Pink Flamingos isn’t family friendly? – Jezebel
Some British chick has come forward claiming that she’s the Teletubbies sun baby. Uh huh and I was the inspiration for Orko from He-Man – OMG Blog
All hail, Peter Jackson, Lord of Bitch Please – Pajiba
Here I am spending a piece of my Christmas looking for peen print while watching The Rock sing carols in a onesie – SOW
Here I am spending a piece of my Christmas looking for peen print while watching John Krasinski dance in a baggy Santa suit – Popsugar
You can now watch The Interview EVERYWHERE – Just Jared
Meanwhile, Blue Ivy Carter was in her chalet, throwing money into the fireplace to stay warm while one of her handmaidens spoon-fed her hot chocolate imported from Switzerland – HuffPo
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