Open Post: Hosted By A Pussy Sneak Attack

December 23, 2014 / Posted by:

When a dog sees another creature taking a nap, it might cuddle up next to them and gently lick their foreheads when they’re having a nightmare. When a cat sees another creature taking a nap, it’ll screw with a bitch and nearly scare a heart attack into them just because they can. Since I’m a dog owner (or is my dog a human owner? That sounds more like it), I am on Team Dog, but shifty moves like this make me want to consider sliding over to the dark side. I worship this pussy’s cuntiness. Sorry, Madge, but this villain cat is a real unapologetic bitch.

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