Derek Jeter Spent His Sunday Night Partying With 30 Model Types, None Of Which Were His Model Type Girlfriend
In case you’ve been wondering what Derek Jeter has been up to lately, it sounds like the retired baseball player and bald hottie hall of famer might have both retired his girlfriend and inducted himself into the shameless man whore hall of fame. According to Page Six, Derek was spotted on Sunday night watching a football game at a restaurant in NYC with a couple of his friends. And joining Jeter and his pals was a group of 30 models. Yes, I just pictured Derek Jeter surrounded by 30 dudes who looked like Zoolander; that’s where my head is at right now. But a source says they were actually 30 “attractive model-like women”. The only problem is, none of them were his attractive model-like girlfriend Hannah Davis. Maybe the booth they were sitting in had a specific capacity warning that they were not to exceed more than 30 model types?
The source adds that Derek wasn’t focusing on one specific model-like person out of the 30, and that he spent a good chunk of his night drinking $1,000 bottles of tequila and dancing. No word on who he went home with, but I feel bad for whoever it was, because dancing + bottles of tequila x being possibly recently broken up with = bad times.
And while Derek Jeter was surrounding himself with 30 hot models on Sunday night, you know that somewhere floating in international waters was Jack Nicholson Jr. Leonardo DiCaprio questioning his full-time friendship intern and first mate Lukas Haas why there were only 17 model types aboard the S. S. Snatch Catcher that evening. “Lukas, I specifically asked you to make sure there was at least 50 skinny models on this boat. How in the hell am I supposed to stage an all-naked Nativity Play with only 17 models? You know I need at least a dozen naked sheep!“