Random, Thy Name Is Harry Styles Dancing With Kristen Wiig At An SNL Afterparty

December 22, 2014 / Posted by:

Poor Kristen Wiig; little does she know that she’s 24-hours away from receiving a box containing the severed head of a Peppermint Rose doll along with a letter written in pink glitter gel pen on monogrammed stationery that says “STAY AWAY, BITCH xoxo Tay Tay“. No, I’m sure Taylor Swift doesn’t care about Harry Styles anymore; he’s been out of her current famous friendship roster for a while.

But back to Kristen and Harry. UsWeekly says that it all happened at a Saturday Night Live afterparty early Sunday morning. Harry was there because One Direction was this week’s musical guest, and Kristen was there because it’s the holiday season and she thought she’d do a little charity work by making a cameo in a sketch or two. Well, we all know that weird stuff happens when you mix work colleagues and booze and Saturday nights, so naturally 20-year-old Harry would grab 41-year-old Kristen Wiig and start dirty dancing to “(I’ve Had) The Time Of My Life” during the afterparty. And thankfully, it was all caught on video, because who of us wouldn’t want to see Kristen Wiig do the Kristen Wiig Shoulder Shruggy Dance with one of the barely-legal tricks from One Direction?

A video posted by Gavin Doyle (@savethesociety) on

That video gave me a major case of second-hand embarrassment, because it took me back to a staff Christmas party I went to several years ago as someone’s date (I know, let’s all join hands and say a silent prayer for that poor soul) where I drank too much mulled wine and barfed on not one, but two poinsettias. I can practically taste the banquet hall yorkshire pudding and hear the DJ hiss “You NEED to stop asking me to play Ginuwine; “Pony” is not a Christmas song.

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