Hot Slut Of The Day!
Alex, Benjy the Gay Bull’s possible new boyfriend!
Former HSOTD Benjy the Gay Bull was saved from the slaughterhouse last month after animal activists and Sam Simon, the co-creator of The Simpsons, bought him from the farmer who was going to turn him into food after he wouldn’t bareback bone lady cows. Benjy was more interested in getting sexy with the bulls. Since the farmer in Mayo County, Ireland bought him to breed, he had no use for him so he was headed to heaven before he was saved by Sam Simon. Benjy was sent to live at the Hillside Animal Sanctuary in Northfolk, England where he can be free and gay.
BBC News says that the Hillside Animal Sanctuary is turning out to be the gay bull wonderland Benjy hoped it would be. Within minutes of his hooves touching the ground at Hillside, his eyeballs filled with hearts when he first saw a young piece named Alex. A rep for the sanctuary says that Benjy and 1-year-old Alex have become fast friends. Who knew that Benjy’s a twink-loving bull daddy?
The rep went on to say that she doesn’t know if he’s really gay (Shut up, rep, you don’t know what you’re talking about!), but that he’s loving life with his new bovine friends.
“We don’t know whether or not Benjy is really ‘gay’ but the fact that somebody thought he was, has certainly saved his life! We were so pleased to give him a home for life at the Sanctuary.”
If Benjy and Alex want to consummate their love, they better get it in quick, because Benjy’s scheduled to get his balls chopped off real soon. The sanctuary castrates all bulls to reduce testosterone levels.
Oh Benjy, shouldn’t let that bother him. Fucking is overrated (Side whisper: I don’t mean that AT ALL, I’m just trying to make Benjy feel better) and they can still lick each other’s no-nut spots. Besides, many relationships eventually enter that phase where non-stop hot fucking is replaced with sharing a tub of Edy’s ice cream on the sofa while watching a Tiny House Hunters marathon. Benjy and Alex are getting to that phase a little quicker than usual, that’s all.
Here’s to Benjy and his new bovinefriend Alex!
That picture has more love and passion in it than Lance Bass’ wedding announcement picture.