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December 21, 2014 / Posted by:

Kelloggs Apple Raisin Crisp cereal!

While thoroughly researching yesterday’s HSOTD (and by “thoroughly” I mean spending 3 minutes trolling through Google Images) I was hit with the soggy apple crisp memory of Apple Raisin Crisp cereal by Kellogg’s when my eyes landed on a picture of its box. I completely forgot about that deliciousness, but thankfully almost everything lives on in Google Images. Apple Raisin Crisp cereal came out in the mid-80s and my mom used to buy it for us, because she thought it was kind of healthy since it had the word “apple” in its title.

In case you couldn’t tell from the cross stitch look (which gives me shades of vintage Family Feud) of the box, Apple Raisin Crisp cereal was supposed to be something your grandma would make. It was your grandma in a bowl and I’m sure many children said, “It’s like I’m eating grandma,” after shoveling spoonfuls in their mouths. It was delicious, but it wasn’t anything my grandma would make. My abuelita never made shit like apple crisp. If Kellogg’s wanted to sell a cereal based on stuff my abuelita would make, they’d put out Menudo Crisp Cereal or Pupusa Loroco Surprise cereal. (Side note: If I were ever to do drag, Pupusa Loroco would be my drag name.)

Kellogg’s doesn’t make Apple Raisin Crisp cereal anymore, but you can recreate the deliciousness of it by adding chunks of stale apple pie to a bowl of Raisin Bran, which is what I’ll be doing on the morning of December 26th I’m sure.

Pic: InThe80s

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