Night Crumbs

December 18, 2014 / Posted by:

Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer dismissed the idea of hiring Goopy Paltrow as a contributing editor because she didn’t finish college. “What a classist snob!” said Goopy Paltrow right before she screamed at her morning maid for not using the imported tears of dolphins to clean her outdoor wood-burning pizza oven – Lainey Gossip

“Um, we already do, where have you been, Lenny?Beyonce to Lenny KravitzCelebitchy

Phew, the feds did not seize all the Christmas presents that Teresa Giudice and Juicy Joe probably stole from a toy drive – Reality Tea

Dolly Parton visited Uncle Terry’s studio…… – Drunken Stepfather

Two push-up bras and a roll of duct tape does wonders for Parasite Hilton’s titty balls – Egotastic!

Azealia Banks thinks Igloo Australia needs to be sitting with the pop girls instead of the hip hop girls – Jezebel

Dear Stephen Collins, Jesus would like to see the receipts, because he doesn’t remember this – The Superficial

Carmen Electra shows the young hos that she’s still got it – Hollywood Tuna

The dude who threw a lawsuit (and later dismissed that lawsuit) at Bryan Singer for allegedly drugging and raping him could go to prison for 40 years for pulling some fraud shit – Towleroad

Here’s Sharon Stone’s nipples, because I know you’ve been wondering what they’re up to – WWTDD

Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence, don’t you know you’re not supposed to leave the house without the hot bodyguard? – Popoholic

Poke at me when there’s an LFO documentary – The Berry

And here’s the bare ass of a French actor I’ve never heard of, but who cares about that, because BUTT – OMG Blog

Jessica Biel‘s fetus dome makes an appearance and that’s great and everything but she really needs to give that onesie back to Justin BieberPopsugar

Say farewell to The Colbert Report with its greatest hits – Pajiba

Pop the sparkling pink champagne, because Bruce Jenner is officially  FREEEEEEEEEEEE – ICYDK

Paramount is scurred of North Korea too – HuffPo

The international movie-watching audience is racist, so says a producer in a hacked Sony e-mail – IDLYITW

Oprah loves dog shit, which explains why she likes Dr. PhilSOW

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