Night Crumbs
Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer dismissed the idea of hiring Goopy Paltrow as a contributing editor because she didn’t finish college. “What a classist snob!” said Goopy Paltrow right before she screamed at her morning maid for not using the imported tears of dolphins to clean her outdoor wood-burning pizza oven – Lainey Gossip
“Um, we already do, where have you been, Lenny? – Beyonce to Lenny Kravitz – Celebitchy
Phew, the feds did not seize all the Christmas presents that Teresa Giudice and Juicy Joe probably stole from a toy drive – Reality Tea
Dolly Parton visited Uncle Terry’s studio…… – Drunken Stepfather
Two push-up bras and a roll of duct tape does wonders for Parasite Hilton’s titty balls – Egotastic!
Azealia Banks thinks Igloo Australia needs to be sitting with the pop girls instead of the hip hop girls – Jezebel
Dear Stephen Collins, Jesus would like to see the receipts, because he doesn’t remember this – The Superficial
Carmen Electra shows the young hos that she’s still got it – Hollywood Tuna
The dude who threw a lawsuit (and later dismissed that lawsuit) at Bryan Singer for allegedly drugging and raping him could go to prison for 40 years for pulling some fraud shit – Towleroad
Here’s Sharon Stone’s nipples, because I know you’ve been wondering what they’re up to – WWTDD
Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence, don’t you know you’re not supposed to leave the house without the hot bodyguard? – Popoholic
Poke at me when there’s an LFO documentary – The Berry
And here’s the bare ass of a French actor I’ve never heard of, but who cares about that, because BUTT – OMG Blog
Jessica Biel‘s fetus dome makes an appearance and that’s great and everything but she really needs to give that onesie back to Justin Bieber – Popsugar
Say farewell to The Colbert Report with its greatest hits – Pajiba
Pop the sparkling pink champagne, because Bruce Jenner is officially FREEEEEEEEEEEE – ICYDK
Paramount is scurred of North Korea too – HuffPo
The international movie-watching audience is racist, so says a producer in a hacked Sony e-mail – IDLYITW
Oprah loves dog shit, which explains why she likes Dr. Phil – SOW