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December 16, 2014 / Posted by:

Thor is in GQ Magazine’s Manly Man Issue and there’s not one picture of his nipples. GQ really needs to take a trip to Dictionary.com and look up the meaning of “manly man.” Everyone but them knows that the definition of a “manly man” is a man who is always naked because he’s too manly for clothes – Lainey Gossip 

So I guess this means that we’ll never get an encore performance of Rose McGowan in her elegant VMAs “dress” – Celebitchy

And just like that, Ellen DeGeneres dyed her hair black and got a long weave installed in her head – The Superficial

Teresa Giudice’s ex-crisis manager is writing a tell-all and I’m sure the title will be Planet of the Fame WhoresReality Tea

Carla Gugino married Martina Navratilova?! – Towleroad

So I see that Stacey Dash is a proud graduate of Lea Michele’s School Of Try Hard Sexy Poses Hollywood Tuna

Is it grounds for a 5150 hold if I admit out loud that I’m actually excited about seeing Wiz Khalifa’s sex tape?  – WWTDD

If you put a microscope up to my brain, this is what you’d see – The Berry 

Presenting the most riveting thing I’ve seen today: Megan Fox and David Silver walking through a parking lot – Popoholic

Panty Creamer of the Day:  Calvin Harris without a top on – Popsugar

Sony hates James Franco in The InterviewIDLYITW

Somebody get me a tub of holy water, because I need to drown out the image of Bill Cosby’s crusty anus mouth sucking on toes – Jezebel

And I fully expect Tim Burton to replace Michael Keaton with Johnny Depp in Beetlejuice 2Pajiba

Today, I hate my eyes for mistaking a younger Mark Ruffalo for Ashton KutcherSOW

Fuck you, Jamie Dornan, for not telling me which sex dungeon you were visiting before you visited it – Just Jared

But when is it going to be Vanity 6’s turn to be inducted into the Rock N’ Roll Hall Of Fame? – ICYDK

What a surprise – HuffPo

Pic: GQ

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