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Stella, the pineapple-hating Pit Bull!
And here’s another episode in Dlisted’s never-ending series, “Dogs Are Really Fucking Weird.”
My dog isn’t afraid of most things (Yes, he’s that tiny dog who will stand up to a dog five times his size and will get his ass handed to him in a poop bag), but he’s deathly, deathly afraid of flies and doesn’t trust those bitches. When he sees a fly, he shakes with fear the same way I do when my stash of the good shit goes empty on a Saturday night and I realize that my weed shop doesn’t open up until 12 the next day. He will run from the room the same way you will run from the room at Christmas times when your family starts discussing race relations in America. Well, Stella is just like my dog, but instead of being afraid of flies, she’s terrified of the #1 jizz sweetening ingredient: PINEAPPLES!
Stella’s human posted a video of her facing off with her nemesis. Stella barks at that bitch and won’t get near it. To Stella, pineapples are the Michael Vick of tropical fruits. Maybe Stella’s afraid that pineapple will start singing, “Mr. Jones and meeeee.” I can’t blame her.
Crazy ass Stella. But you know, when aliens hatches out of every pineapple on the planet and begin their world domination, Stella will sit back and think to herself, “I tried to tell you dum dums.”
via Metro UK