And Here’s Taylor Swift Dancing With Her Current Best Friend Beyonce At A Justin Timberlake Concert Last Night
In case you can’t tell from this crystal-clear picture, the one on the right in the Lady from Lady and the Tramp wig is Beyonce.
On Saturday, we found out that the newest members of Taylor Swift’s Homecoming Court included her majesty Beyonce, her humanoid camel husband, the HAIM girls, and Justin Timberlake, and on Sunday it looks like they all decided to celebrate their induction into Tay Tay’s current super-famous friends club by going to watch Justin Timberlake bust out some high-pitched dog whistle yodels at the Barclays Center. And not surprisingly, there’s footage of Taylor getting her awkward-suburban-white-girl-at-her-best-friend’s-Sweet 16 on. When Tay Tay hears music, Tay Tay gotta dance! And Beyonce did her good deed of the year by joining in instead of throwing Taylor a “Oh girl, no” face.
The video is after the cut:
If you’re anything like me, you’re wondering why a 33-year-old woman like Beyonce is hanging out with a preteen kitty cat enthusiast like Taylor Swift. Maybe Bey wants the inside scoop on where she gets those beautiful gowns. Or maybe she’s looking for a baby-sitter and wants to make sure “that friendly blonde girl from down the street” is as mature and responsible as she appears to be. Or maybe Beyonce is confused and thinks she is hanging out with a My Size Barbie. “Hello Barbie, my name’s Beyonce. I can hold my face in a frozen smile for hours too.”
Here’s more of Tay Tay at the concert with the HAIM girls (or as they’re known now, Tay Tay’s Gretchen, Karen, and Cady) looking like four teenage girls celebrating the first time their fake IDs worked, as well as a partially-obscured Beyonce, who is no doubt very confused why she’s not the center of attention.