Open Post: Hosted By Taylor Swift’s Pussy Necklace
In case you weren’t aware, professional prom queen Taylor Swift turned 25 yesterday and to celebrate, she had a star-studded birthday party with all her current best friends. Taylor is rich as fuck, and she only hangs around other rich-as-fuck famous types, so it’s safe to assume she scored a ton of sweet gifts. At the very least, she probably walked away with a half-hug from VIP (very important party guest) Beyonce. “Please enjoy this hug from Beyonce, Taylor. It is truly the greatest gift of all. You’re welcome” – Beyonce.
So far, Taylor has only Instagrammed one picture of her haul, and it’s this necklace featuring a picture of one of her two cats given to her by Lena Dunham. Taylor describes it as “my new most cherished possession“, so for those of you looking to score a gently-used Magic Tea Party set, check the dumpster behind Taylor’s apartment building. I’m not sure if I love that necklace or if it’s creeping me out (that cat is serving up some major “The end is near” face), but I do know that Lena better haul ass to whatever cat lady jewelery store she got it at and have a second one made with a picture of the other cat, otherwise she’s going to be on the receiving end of a very large cleaning bill. Cats are jealous as hell, and if one finds out that the other one might be Tay Tay’s favorite pussy, it’s going to take a very messy dump in her most expensive pair of shoes.
Pic: Instagram