Bill Cosby Would Like It If The Media Stayed Impartial When It Comes To Those Allegations Against Bill Cosby

Several weeks ago, Bill Cosby finally gave a statement regarding those allegations (you know, the ones that make you want to close your laptop and back away slowly) and in it he basically said he didn’t want to talk about it. But since the allegations haven’t seemed to stop (the latest coming from Beverly Johnson), Bill has decided to speak out once again, and just like last time, he pretty much says he doesn’t want to talk about it. However, he does have some advice for the media. During a phone call with Page Six on Friday, Bill commented on the sexual abuse allegations by saying the following:

“Let me say this. I only expect the black media to uphold the standards of excellence in journalism and when you do that you have to go in with a neutral mind.”

“Yay! Someone out there thinks I’m an excellent journalist!” exclaimed Don Lemon. Bill Cosby also went on to talk about his wife Camille, describing how she’s handling the never-ending allegations against her husband:

“Love and the strength of womanhood. Let me say it again, love and the strength of womanhood. And, you could reverse it, the strength of womanhood and love.”

The fuck? It sounds like Bill Cosby is just reading shit off a Lululemon shopping bag. Love and the strength of womanhood. Strength of womanhood and love. Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. Shoot for the moon; even if you miss, you’ll land amongst the stars.

And of course, Bill ended his conversation with Page Six by saying “They don’t want me talking to the media” (they being his attorneys). I can see why! Every time Bill Cosby speaks to the media, it’s nothing but circular logic and riddles. I don’t want to talk about the allegations! Okay, fine – I’ll talk about the allegations, but I’m going to be very vague. Now I’m going to get weirdly specific by calling out the “black media”, but that’s it! I’m not saying anything else about those allegations! Until you ask me two weeks from now to comment on those allegations, at which point I’ll agree to talk about it by telling you I don’t want to talk about it. Then cut to 6 months from now when he releases a 350-page book titled “I Don’t Want To Talk About It“.