Oh, How The Mighty Bagged Nut-Hating Divas Have Fallen…

December 12, 2014 / Posted by:

When I first saw this picture, I almost saluted those two dudes, because I thought they were holding up bags of bagged macadamia nuts. They wouldn’t be alive right now if that was the case.

Earlier this week, Mimi, JLo and Kanye all bowed down to their new aspirational diva queen Heather Cho after it was reported that she ejected the cabin crew chief from a Korean Air flight over the fact that she was served macadamia nuts in a bag instead of in a dish. At the time, Heather Cho was the head of in-flight services and the VP of Korean Air. Heather flipped out when a flight attendant served her macadamia nuts in a bag in first class, and she flipped out again when the cabin crew chief failed to find the in-flight service manual that states that first class passengers must never lay their eyes on the unsightly image of macadamia nuts in a bag. Heather forced the plane to go back to the gate so she could kick off the cabin crew chief. The flight from JFK to Incheon landed 11 minutes late. Heather, the airline and her father, who is the chairman of Korean Air, were all dragged by the South Korean media. Heather resigned from her position as Korean Air’s head of in-flight services, but she stayed on as VP of the airline.

But CNN says that during a press conference this morning, a shamed Heather Cho hung her head low as she apologized for going nut crazy and announced that she will resign from her VP position and from other positions she held in affiliate companies. Heather Cho’s dad, Cho Yangho, also spoke at the press conference and blamed himself for raising her badly. (Take note, Papa and Mama Bieber.)

Authorities have opened up an investigation and are looking into whether or not she broke an aviation law.

Being the VP of her daddy’s airline isn’t Heather Cho’s calling anyway. I was going to say that she should be the director of in-flight services for John Travolta’s plane since they both go crazy for nuts, but that wouldn’t be a good fit. Just like me, Travolta prefers his nuts in a sack. Heather should come to Hollywood and teach a master class on how to really act like an entitled, spoiled mess. Wannabe dives like Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber need to be taught how a diva really divas.

Pic: AP

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