If You’ve Ever Wanted To See Benedict Cumberbatch And Reese Witherspoon Suck Face, Here You Go

December 10, 2014 / Posted by:

Also, if you’ve always wanted to see Bendandsnap Culohatch touch mouths with Laura Jeanne Poon, then you’re a sucio, kinky fuck. The next time I type “felching” into PornHub, I’ll tell myself not to feel too gross since out there in the world are messes more depraved than me. The kind of messes who get the tingles from watching these to go at it with their mouths.

It’s that time of year again when actors who want an Oscar work it like their pimp is in jail and they gotta bail him out before morning. Every year, The New York Times Magazine answers the question “Which actors are so hard up for an Oscar that they’ll do whatever we say?” by putting out a bunch of artsy videos starring some Oscar hopefuls. This year they took 17 of this year’s “best actors” (and Kristen Stewart) and paired them up together in kissing scenes. B. Cums and Reese got paired up and this is what their kiss looks like:

When I was in the 2nd or 3rd grade we went on a field trip to the zoo and we got to watch a zookeeper feed an iguana pieces of butternut squash. That iguana was all about the butternut squash. So while watching B. Cums and Reese kiss, I kept waiting for him to show his lizard self by trying to bite off her chin after mistaking it for a butternut squash.

The rest of the RIVETING videos are after the cut. If you need to know names before you commit by clicking, the kissing hos include: Kristen Stewart, Rosario Dawson, Patricia Arquette, Chadwick Boseman, Jack O’Connell, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Miles Teller, Julianne Moore and more. You can pull your pants up and put the lube away, because there is man-on-man mouth action but it’s not between Chadwick and Jack.

Kristen Stewart and Chadwick Boseman (Warning: You will probably have to watch 5 seconds of an ad beforehand and after that you’ll see about 2 seconds of kissing and way too many seconds of KStew looking like she’s taking a shit in a Port-A-Potty while rolling on E.)

Patricia Arquette and Jason Schwartzman:

David Oyelowo and Timothy Spall (Yes, this is the gay kiss they gave us. I can’t either):

Jack O’Connell and Shailene Woodley:

Steve Carell and Laura Dern:

Rosario Dawson and Jenny Slate:

Julianne Moore and John Lithgow:

Gugu Mbatha-Raw and Miles Teller:

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