Night Crumbs

December 9, 2014 / Posted by:

When Duchess Kate wrapped presents with a bunch of kids at a children’s center in Harlem on Monday, someone barked at her to keep wrapping and that’s the “Fuck this, I’m going back to England where I don’t have to put up with this shit” side-eye she threw afterward – Lainey Gossip 

Duchess Kate wore pink to the 9/11 memorial and I guess we’re supposed to clutch our pearls over it – Celebitchy

Olivia Wilde looks like this in a bikini after birthing out a baby 7 months ago. I say “lipo” or witchcraft! – The Superficial

Rosie Huntington-Whateverly’s in Harper’s Bazaar looking like a half-dead mannequin trying to fart – Drunken Stepfather

Kenya Moore is still trying to get NeNe Leakes to donate to the Detroit school system. I was going to say that Kenya shouldn’t hold her breath, but even if she did she’d be okay since her head is filled with air – Reality Tea

Presenting McStyles, my new favorite gay couple – Towleroad

If German rose Micaela Shaefer had any feeling left in her nipples, she doesn’t anymore – Hollywood Tuna

Oh, it’s just MiserAlba looking miserable – Popoholic

I don’t know what’s going on with this post, because clearly Paddington should be on the Best Movie Posters of 2014 list! (And yes I’m only saying that because I’m terrified Paddington will eat me alive with his eyes if I don’t) – Pajiba

Whitney Port is STILL in a bikini and I’m STILL linking to pictures of her STILL being in a bikini – Egotastic!

Delicate twink Patrick Schwarzengger took Miley Cyrus for a wet, bumpy ride (and not that kind of wet, bumpy ride) – WWTDD

One for your “dogs are the best” file – The Berry

In case you didn’t know already, Aaron Paul is married and really loves his wife – Jezebel

San Andreas is NO EarthquakeSOW

Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigscanoodle” by the pool and that’s nice and everything but why aren’t his nipples sparkling? – Popsugar

SHOW ME THE GLOVE-EEEEEE: Cuba Gooding Jr. is playing OJ Simpson in a Ryan Murphy series – HuffPo

Rest in peace, PugsleyBoy Culture

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