Nicole Kidman Says She Likes To Get To Know The Person She Married After She Marries Them
Well, this might explain why she chose to sign a 10-year contract with Xenu’s favorite crazy lil’ lapdog Tom Cruise; she just didn’t know him that well! So, Nicole Kidman – the thing ice references when they say they’re “cold as ___” – recently admitted to ELLE magazine (via Page Six) that when it comes to relationships, she’s a ‘get dick, ask questions later’ kind of girl (aren’t we all, though). Actually, maybe that’s a stretch; technically her approach is ‘get DAT RING, ask questions later’. Nicole, who married her current husband Keith Urban after one month of dating, says this of her approach to marriage:
“I’m spontaneous. I jump in. I kind of like getting married and then getting to know each other; I know that it sounds incredibly strange, but to me, it’s a more natural process.”
Humanoid Vanilla Ice Cream Cone, NO – that’s a TERRIBLE idea. Sorry, Duggars and/or anyone who quickly jumps into marriage (I’m looking at you, Kimberly Kardashian). The key to a successful marriage is getting to know someone well enough before you get married to make sure they won’t annoy the ever loving shit out of you. You can’t go into a life-long commitment without doing your research first! You need to study their fart patterns, their karaoke habits, whether or not they call it “doing poops“. I mean, imagine finding out AFTER you’re married to someone that they constantly make wet mouth sounds? I can’t…I don’t want to imagine that, it’s too disturbing.