Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 9, 2014 / Posted by:

The woman who turns the happiness switch on in Allouez, Wisconsin by walking her poodle Blizzard while dressed up like Bumble, the Abominable Snowman of the North, from the greatest Christmas movies of all-time. Life: This woman wins at it.

The Furries had a shit weekend, but their week is starting off right thanks to this happy maker in Wisconsin. A Wisconsin woman earned a PhD in Good Decision Making when she decided that what the streets of her town really needs is the sight of Bumble the Abominable Snowman taking his poodle for a walk. This lady gets ALL the extra points for not dressing up in a goddamn Frozen costume, because we’re all Frozen’d the fuck out.

When Fox 11 stopped the lady during her joy-inducing walk, she stayed in character the entire time and didn’t break once. Did anybody check to see if Daniel Day-Lewis is in Wisconsin to shoot a movie about Bumble and his poodle Blizzard, because staying in character while walking the dog is some serious Daniel Day-Lewis shit. Bumble didn’t have much to say. Bumble only said that it’s “too warm” in Allouez and we all need to “love all beyond the holidays.” Er, she needs to work on her character a little bit, because she should’ve looked at the camera and said, “Oh, and Fuck Yukon Cornelius!

Fox 11 let us know that Blizzard is also staying in character when going for a walk. Blizzard’s real name is Andy and he’s a show dog. But you already knew he was a show dog, because obviously bitch doesn’t do his hair up like that for fun.

The news constantly reminds us of how gross and shitty the world is, so this news report is all kinds of YES. That reporter from Fox 11 should just go ahead and retire and look forward to spending his days polishing his Peabody Award in his living room, because nothing can top interviewing a woman in a Bumble costume as she walks her poodle “Blizzard” on the streets of Allouez, Wisconsin.

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