Ariana Grande Latte Declares Her Love For Big Black Balls

December 9, 2014 / Posted by:

Seen above with Mickey Mouse who is definitely cursing his tiny black mouse balls, Ariana Grande declared that she loves giant black balls (but who doesn’t?) while hanging out with ginger hobbit Ed Sheeran at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in London last week. While talking to Elvis Duran (via ONTD), the 4D Flat Stanley said that Ariana Grande told him that she loves big black balls and he thought the same thing we’re all thinking.

“It was fun, but I kind of felt like the hobbit in the elven kingdom! Can I tell you why I was laughing? Basically, there were all these big inflatable bouncy black balls that are bouncing around in the crowd on the finale bit. Ariana Grande comes and stands up next to me and just looks at me and goes, ‘I love big black balls.’ In my head I was like, ‘If she knows what that means, then I love her, and if she doesn’t know what that means, it’s even better!”

Daughter?” said Pimp Mama Kris to Ariana Grande.

Ariana Grande looks like she was literally born yesterday, but she knows what she said. I mean, she’s dating Big Sean. If Big Sean’s huevos are as big as his dick, then his nuts are definitely big enough to take out the Indiana Jones boulder and Cisco Adler’s tether ball sack at the same time. No wonder Ariana always has a slightly pained look on her face. Chick is suffering from a concussion from getting tea bagged on the forehead.

Here’s Ariana serving up some Lolita moves at a taping for some Disney Christian special at Walt Disney World yesterday.

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