Jenny McCarthy’s brother-in-law (that has to be the meanest thing I’ve ever called someone) wants the Governor of Massachusetts to pardon his arrogant piece of shit ass for the time in 1988 when he hit a man in the head with a 2X4 and blinded another man with his fist while spitting out racial slurs. Marky Mark said in his application that he wants the pardon so he can get a concessionaire’s license in CA for Wahlburgers and he wants his record cleaned so he can show the at-risk-youth he works with that they can turn their life around. But TMZ says that the real reason Mark Mark wants a pardon is because he wants to be a reservist with the LAPD. Someone asked me the other day if I ever planned to move back to NYC and I said I’d think about it if my mom agreed to move and if they FINALLY got an In-N-Out. Well, if Marky Mark gets a police badge from the LAPD, I’ll bribe my mom into moving with promises of meeting Dr. Oz and I’ll chain an In-N-Out to my car before hitting the gas hard and never looking back.
A source tells TMZ that Marky wants to join the LAPD as a reservist, but the felony on his record is keeping him from being able to handle a gun legally. Boston.com reports that in Marky’s application, he says that he’s become close with members of the LAPD, but he can’t get positions in law enforcement because of his convictions. The LAPD’s website says that a reservist gets the same training as a police officer and works alongside them. A reservist is a volunteer position so they don’t get paid.
In my first post about this mess, I wondered if Marky Mark ever apologized to Hoa Trinh and Thanh Lam, the two men he viciously beat when he was 16. The entitled shit stain said in an interview in 2006 that he never asked for forgiveness, because after a while the “guilt” went away and he’s able to sleep at night on the grounds of his understated little bungalow. Yes, he’s really changed into an upstanding, gold hearted citizen who cares about others.
The world never needs Officer Marky Mark in it, but right now it really doesn’t need Officer Marky Mark. Shit is bad enough. But on one hand, if Mark Mark became a reservist, he’d have less time to spend on making crap movies that terrorize humanity. On the other hand, the thought of Officer Marky Mark patrolling the streets with a baton in one hand and a gun in the other makes me want to invest in a bulletproof armored helmet.