After spending most of his weekend dragging his on-again off-again girlfriend Karrueche Tran on Instragram and hissing “fuck that bitch” during a concert, Chris Brown has decided he’s sowwy for acting like a giant asshole. Earlier today, Chris posted the above picture of himself looking like a shy doll while standing next to some crappy graffiti to Instagram with the following message. WARNING: you might want to open a window, because the bullshit that comes off this statement is very thick and you’ll probably need some fresh air.
“Being young and dumb is one of my strong suits and emotional at best. I love hard and react impulsively when I’m hurt at times. I don’t think social media is a place to air out or hash out personal problems and a nigga feel hella WACK for doing it. So I AM APOLOGIZING I live in a glass house and the same shit that makes me great also is my curse. Everybody know I love that girl. I don’t care how my image my look to the public because I’m still gonna be the best at what I do. I just want baby girl to know I apologize!“
All of that was stupid. Just, beyond stupid. And now might be a good time to mention that all that garbage was written shortly after he took another angry swipe at “baby girl” by posting (then later deleting) a picture of himself with a John Waters moustache (may Divine strike me down from Heaven for that one) with the caption “Cut this Chinese pussy hair off my face lol“. Fun Fact! Chris Brown is a 25-year-old man (never has the use of the word “man” felt so wrong).
Not to be outdone in the drama department, TMZ caught up with Karrueche on a beach in Miami who commented on this dumb high school mess by saying “Don’t believe everything you hear.” And if I remember high school correctly, that means they’re either getting back together or she’s taking Drake to the prom.