Open Post: Hosted By Duchess Kate And Prince William’s Arrival In New York

I’m with you, dude in the back – I too can barely contain my excitement.

Prince William and living Barbie doll Duchess Kate’s magical flying corgi has finally arrived in New York City, and here are the first of what will probably be 6,394,285 pictures from their visit. Clear room in your photo albums now! You’ll want lots of room for all the pictures of Kate wearing a variety of fashions, including a modest knee-length wool coat, a modest knee-length wool coat, and a modest knee-length wool coat.

According to People, Baby Prince George’s parents are staying at the Carlyle (what, too good for the HoJo?), and will spend this evening at a fancy fundraising dinner. Tomorrow, Duchess Kate will visit a child development center in Harlem while Prince William visits President Barack Obama in Washington, D.C., and will meet up later in Brooklyn for a Nets game. No word on whether they’ll have time to stop by Times Square and get their picture taken with a dude in a dirty Elmo costume, aka the most New York City thing I can think of.

Here’s more of Will and Kate’s first 0.00004 seconds in NYC. Duchess Kate Coat Watch, Day 1: Kate is wearing an eggplant-colored knee-length wool coat. And yes, I zoomed in on Prince William’s bulgy crotch zone. Don’t judge me.

Pics: Splash