Her Majesty Beyonce Just Became The Most Grammy-Nominated Woman Of All Time

December 5, 2014 / Posted by:

The 2015 Grammy nominations are being announced verrrrry slowly today (for real, they decided to drag this shit out till tonight), but from the nominations that have been released so far, we know that popular singing human Beyonce has been nominated for the following: Best R&B Performance and Best R&B Song for “Drunk In Love”, Best Urban Contemporary Album and Best Surround Sound Album for the secret iTunes album that almost broke the internet, and Best Music Film for Beyonce & Jay Z: On The Run Tour. They still have yet to announce the nominations for Album Of The Year, Performer Of All Time, and Queen Of Everything, but one can assume Beyonce will be nominated for those as well.

But even if she doesn’t get nominated for Album Of The Year (“HA! That’s cute” said Beyonce, as she finalized the blue prints for her newest trophy room at Lacefront Manor), the Huffington Post says the 5 she got today brings her total Grammy nominations up to 51, surpassing Dolly Parton’s 46, and making her the most Grammy-nominated woman of all time. Currently the most Grammy-nominated man of all time is Quincy Jones with 79, but don’t worry – I’m sure Beyonce will find a way to release several albums under the name “Ben Yonce” and break that record too.

Of course, there were other people nominated for Grammy Awards today besides Beyonce (in Beyonce’s house, they call those people “future losers”). Sam Smith also got 5 nominations, Iggy Azalea got 4, including Best Rap Album (oh boy, here we go again), Tay Tay Butterscotch Sundae got 3.

RECORD OF THE YEAR
“All About That Bass” – Meghan Trainor
“Chandelier” – Sia
“Fancy” – Iggy Azalea
“Stay With Me” – Sam Smith
“Shake It Off” – Taylor Swift

SONG OF THE YEAR
“All About That Bass” – Meghan Trainor
“Chandelier” – Sia
“Shake It Off” – Taylor Swift
“Stay With Me” – Sam Smith
“Take Me To Church” – Hozier

BEST NEW ARTIST
Bastille
Brandy Clark
Haim
Iggy Azalea
Sam Smith

BEST POP VOCAL ALBUM
Bangerz – Miley Cyrus
Ghost Stories – Coldplay
In The Lonely Hour – Sam Smith
My Everything – Ariana Grande
Prism – Katy Perry
X – Ed Sheeran

And the whole list of 8 billion nominations is here.

Obviously Beyonce is going to win all the Grammys she was nominated for, because she’s Beyonce. And also because the universe would collapse on itself if she lost to anyone, which would only happen if they created a new category called Best Performance By Beyonce In A Beyonce Performance. Don’t act like it couldn’t happen! We all know it’s only a matter of time before Her Majesty Beyonce wins all the Grammys and they rename it The Beyonce Awards For Achievement In Almost Being As Great As Beyonce.

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