Will Everyone Stop Protesting, LeAnn Rimes Is Trying To Be Sexy Over Here!

December 4, 2014 / Posted by:

If you hated yourself enough to watch NBC’s Christmas in Rockefeller last night, you probably wondered if it was the sweet nectar talking or did that gold Prometheus statue really roll his eyes during LeAnn Rimes’ performance. He did. Even he couldn’t take LeAnn Rimes trying to bring some “sexed up cabaret singer at a country club lounge” glamour during her performance.

The Squinting Chanteuse yodeled out the children’s Christmas song “I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas” (Side note: When LeAnn sings that song, “hippopotamus” is definitely a euphemism for something else) during the show and about 110 seconds into it, she opened up her coat and revealed her bootleg Madonna circa 1990 outfit. The pin-up Grinch went on to holler out more musical notes as she flashed her thigh highs and jiggled those chichis for the children. Sarah Palin might want to move the battle lines to LeAnn’s house, because this is definitely a declaration of war on Christmas:

That performance was probably a joy for LeAnn and LeAnn alone, but her joy was short-lived.

LeAnn later bitched on Twitter about how the joyous occasion was being ruined by people protesting near Rockefeller against a grand jury’s decision to not indict the cop who killed Eric Garner.

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Yes, how dare they disrupt a sacred event like the lighting of some tree!!! Your Christmas is going to be okay, LeAnn. It’s not ruined. You’ve still got a good 3 weeks to run around in a Santa Claus bikini for the paps.

When someone on Twitter let her know that the protests were peaceful and no one was rioting, she let them know that the scene wasn’t pretty. Funny, many said those exact words about LeAnn’s performance.

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LeAnn regularly shits the bed, rolls in it, shits some more and rolls in it some more, but she really went to Diarrhea Town by calling the protest “negative.” After LeAnn got some hate thrown at her, she twatted out an apology that I’m sure was written by her damage control specialist.

My heart is in the right place. I am sad for everyone tonight. Those who are wronged, those who are struggling, those who are heartbroken. My heart is with you. I wish peace for all. I apologize if my understanding of the ny protests were taken in any other way. It was what was being relayed to me and reported.

LeAnn’s tweets made it sound like she watched the protests through her own squinty eyes, but silly us. LeAnn was only tweeting what she was told and she was obviously told a bunch of exaggerated lies by a liar! It was probably Eddie Cibrian. She’s totally cutting off his allowance this month.

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