Taylor Swift Got That Shit-Talking Model Jessica Hart Fired From This Year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
Let that be a lesson to everyone – don’t fuck with The Butterscotch Don, or she’ll make your ass disappear! Last year, professional panty model Jessica Hart made the biggest mistake of her life when she said that Taffy Sinclair’s famous showbiz cousin Taylor Swift “didn’t fit in” with the rest of the models during the 2013 Victoria’s Secret fashion show. At the time, there were rumors going around that Tay Tay had Jessica fired, but the president of VS assured everyone that it was bullshit and they planned to work with Jessica in the future.
The only problem is that it appears all future work needs to be cleared with Her Majesty Tay Tay first. According to the NY Daily News, a Victoria’s Secret insider (Leo DiCaprio’s penis) says that before Tay Tay agreed to perform at this year’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show in London, she had Jessica pulled from the line-up:
“It’s not been announced that Jessica is not walking, but it was a direct request from Taylor that this be the case if she were to go. No one can know that Taylor requested Ms. Hart not be in the show; they want to keep that under wraps but that’s the facts.”
So far, the only comment Jessica has made regarding the whole thing is this Instagram post wishing all the models good luck at the show tonight, which means she’s totally watching the show at home with a bag of chips on her futon like the rest of us. Meanwhile, Taylor is cackling into her dressing room mirror like Ursula when she became a human while one of her cats updates the Jessica Hart page in her Burn Book.
But honestly, I think Taylor might be taking what Jessica said a bit too seriously. I think when Jessica said she “didn’t fit in”, she simply meant there wasn’t enough room in Leo DiCaprio’s fancy panty pussy pyramid backstage. The pussy pyramid can only hold 16!
Here’s Her Majesty Tay Tay arriving at the VS show in London, as well as the other arrivals, like her ginger BFF Ed Sheeran, and Daisy Lowe, who always looks like a goddamn party: