It’s the end of the fucking world in Southern California right now (read: it’s raining), so the last thing I need to see is a video with a shower of water in it. There’s water all around me!!!! It’s crazy! Yes, I’m inside and I don’t leave the house, but the rain still makes me want to spend hours tweeting and Facebooking about how shitty the rain is. Then after I do that, I have to tweet and Facebook about how everyone in L.A. drives like crap when it rains, even though again, I hardly drive in the rain since I never leave the house. The rain is still really inconvenient and I just can’t with falling water right now. But I’ll make an exception for this video starring Barry the bath-loving pug and his hot mystery bear of a human.
Nobody has ever felt happiness the way Barry the pug feels happiness when getting a bath. I can’t say I blame Barry at all. I’d be beaming pure happiness too and kicking my leg like crazy if a hot human bear gave me a bath. Yes, this is what it’s come to. I’m jealous of a pug named Barry. But really, that hot human bear should open up a grooming place. I’d be first in line as long as anal gland expression was included.