The oil spill crew just finished cleaning up the last skid mark of grease and ass jelly left by Kim Kartrashian’s oily HoneyBaked Ham ass, and now they’ve got more cleaning to do, because Kourtney Kartrashian’s wet nipples hit the Internet today.
The Slow One wasn’t going to let Kummy Kakes get all the attention for smearing her wet parts all over the Internet. So today, DuJour wet queefed up several pictures of Kourtney’s knocked up body including that picture of her looking like she stood a little too close to Pimp Mama Kris’ krotch when PMK got the squirts while looking at all the attention Kim’s Paper cover got. The Slow One told DuJour that she really doesn’t care what people think about her knocked up naked body and what she means by that is that she REALLY cares what people think about her knocked up naked body. She’s a Kartrashian. She’s a liar! It’s in her genes.
“This was something that initially I did for myself just to capture the moment in my life, but these photos are beautiful and I’m happy to share them. And I like how raw they are. It’s my body: I’m not trying to impress anybody or be something that I’m not. But in general, I don’t really care that much about what people think. It doesn’t rule my world. I did this because I wanted to and it made me happy.”
She went on to say that she would never do a naked photo shoot if she wasn’t pregnant (cut to next year when she’s clit-out naked in the Kardashian Khristmas Kard) and her pimp mom has a naked picture of her hanging in her hallway.
“I had done a nude shoot when I was pregnant with Mason, really last minute just for myself, and I love it. The photo is hanging in the entry of my mom’s house. It actually used to be in her bedroom next to her bed but Bruce would always make a comment about having it in his room.”
Who can blame Bruce? It was probably a drag staring at his stepdaughter’s knocked up naked body as his wife sunk her demon teeth into his taint to continue sucking the life and youth out of him.
So, we’ve seen the wet nipples of two out of three Kartrashian hos. The year isn’t over yet, so try not to look too shocked when you see Khloe Kardashian naked, spread eagle and covered in pig’s blood on the cover of Sasquatch Quarterly’s holiday issue.