Night Crumbs
And here’s Posh Beckham and Sienna Miller at the London Evening Standard Awards showing you what you look like when the party starts and what you look like 7 drinks later – Lainey Gossip
FYI: Anthony Kiedis’ new piece wasn’t even a jizz fish in her daddy’s nutsack when Blood Sugar Sex Magik came out – Celebitchy
Failed gold digger alert: Porsha Williams sucks at being a kept woman – Reality Tea
May the puckering commence, the Glittery Gays of YouTube have finally remade Beyonce’s 7/11 video – Towleroad
Chelsea Handler gave her nipples a break and is showing her ass crack on Instagram now – Drunken Stepfather
Bai Ling is officially the Micaela Shaeffer of Hollywood. That might be the most beautiful sentence I’ve ever had to write – Egotastic!
Someone made a George Lucas special edition trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. I don’t really know what those words mean, but I do know that those words have made at least 3 million nerds cry pure tears of joy – The Superficial
St. Angie Jolie is too high arty for Universal – WWTDD
What in Brony meets Hannibal Hell? – Jezebel
You’re going to need an industrial-strength palate cleanser after the above post, so here’s Michael Fassbender’s nipples – OMG Blog
I don’t know how Taylor Swift did it, but she managed to dress like a grandma, a slutty schoolgirl and a chorus member from Chicago all at once – Popoholic
Ashley Parker Angel is still trying to show up Joe Jonas in the “getting half naked for the gays” department – Boy Culture
Freddie Prinze Jr. is learning how to walk again after having spinal surgery – ICYDK
I see that The Ex Girlfriends of Leonardo DiCaprio Club had a meeting recently – Hollywood Tuna
Something is really wrong with this world, because Charo isn’t on the list of the Most Googled Celebrities of 2014 – The Berry
If you need another palate cleanser after burning your eyes on that heave-worthy Brony shit above, here’s Chris Pratt’s nipples – Popsugar
Courtney Love and Lana Del Rey are going on tour together and I’m guessing their tour is sponsored by the country of Colombia and the makers of Vicodin – Just Jared
Idina Menzel really has no idea if a sequel to Frozen is happening, but the sound of Disney executives constantly fapping to the DVD sales of the first one tells me that it’s going to happen – HuffPo
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