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November 29, 2014 / Posted by:

The emotional support pig who was kicked off of a flight for being a mess! 

On a US Airways flight taking off from Connecticut on Wednesday, the nostril hairs of passengers burnt off and they could practically taste the stank filling the plane. (“Hmmm, that sounds familiar” said every ho who has sat next to Brad Pitt on a plane) The heave-inducing stank wafted off of a 70-pound pot bellied pig who was the emotional support animal of a passenger. Yeah, some of us get emotional support on a plane from Xanax, red wine and a Flip or Flop marathon playing on HGTV. Others get emotional support from living and breathing bacon.

ABC News says that the lady was allowed to bring her 70-pound confidante and tension tamer on the plane because she told officials it was her emotional support animal. But before the plane took off, the emotional support pig needed emotional support of its own, because ho started acting wrong. The NY Daily News says the pig squealed, paced around and finally took a shit in the aisle. A million “pigs can’t fly” jokes were born when the lady and her emotional support pig were kicked off of the plane. I really hope that whoever kicked that pig off said to it, “That’ll do pig.”

Jonathan Skolnik, who was sitting next to the pig, said he thought it was a duffel bag at first and was terrified to fly next to it:

“But it turns out it wasn’t a duffel bag. We could smell it and it was a pig on a leash. She tethered it to the arm rest next to me and started to deal with her stuff, but the pig was walking back and forth. I was terrified, because I was thinking I’m gonna be on the plane with the pig.”

That isn’t right. I mean, I’m sure Mama June has squealed and shit on a plane and I’ve never read any stories about her getting kicked off of a flight. And I’d rather sit next to a 70-pound pig than a screaming child or Gérard Depardieu.

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