Night Crumbs
Hickey enthusiast Cara Delevingne spent Thanksgiving partying with Kate Hudson, but what I really want to know is how drunk life inspiration Goldie Hawn got. Drunk Goldie Hawn is the only thing that matters in this life – Lainey Gossip
Andy Cohen says his most difficult WWHL interview was with Teresa Giudice and her husband Donkey Kong. No kidding! Imagine how difficult it must be trying not to stare directly at her jacked hairline? – Reality Tea
“They’re also the reason I’m relevant!” said Kim Kardashian, as she took her 674th drowsy porn face selfie of the day – Celebitchy
Kimberly Garner’s shirt looks like a “Do you see a vase or two faces?” optical illusions where the options are tits and not tits – Hollywood Tuna
Hunky Australian bobsledder Simon Dunn recently announced he’s gay, making him the first gay bobsledder. Wait, is ‘bobsledder’ even a word? Eh, it is now – Towleroad
Still being a fuck up, Liam Gallagher is – WWTDD
Why the hell does it look like Megan Fox is wearing an upper-back shoulder blade thong? – Drunken Stepfather
BREAKING NEWS: Mila Kunis emerges from her home to go grocery shopping – Popoholic
Jane from Happy Endings is getting married! – Popsugar
I can relate to #17, until December 26th rolls around and I’m like “Oh right, Boxing Day” – The Berry
Freddie Prinze Jr. is apparently the Kim Kardashian of neck surgery selfies – Just Jared
Martha Stewart had Thanksgiving dinner with America’s creepy uncle Terry Richardson, and I don’t want to think about how many times he asked if she wanted “extra gravy on her breast meat” – Jezebel
Behold, Germany’s answer to Christopher Meloni – OMG Blog
I’d still hit it, despite the fact that fat Terry Crews sort of looks like 2001 Al Roker. I know, I have many many problems – SOW
Tara Reid spent her Thanksgiving in a bikini, which seems fitting considering that her stomach looks like the top a roast turkey if you squint a little – HuffPo
And so it begins – the nerds have already GIF’ed the hell out of that new Star Wars trailer – Pajiba
Pic: Splash