Deciding that any attention is better than no attention, Lady Caca settled on performing at the untelevised American Masturbation Awards last weekend. – Shadeball
There once was a young girl named Doris
Whose bones were unusually porous.
This allowed her to bend
So she dumped all her friends
And stayed home to French kiss her clitoris. – Strepsi
The uncensored pic is after the cut, because I have no clue if your work manual states that you must not look at any pictures from the coochie licking circus.