Thanksgiving Eve Crumbs
It’s a Thanksgiving gift from the British royals. A new royal Olan Mills portrait of Prince William, Duchess Kate and Baby Prince George in Australia has shown up on the Internet. Prince William, Duchess Kate and Baby Prince George tried it, but that photobombing champagne glass is obviously the star of this picture – Lainey Gossip
Okay, but when are the two fake boobs named Tori and Dean going to be recalled? – Celebitchy
Who is this impostor and what has she done with Joanna Krupa, because the real Joanna Krupa would never wear that many clothes while around the paps she called – Egotastic!
Falkors Rimes says she never shamed her stepson, her words were taken out of context and shame on everyone for believing everything they read. No, Falkor, shame on you for accusing the highly ethical literary journal The Daily Mail of twisting your words. They would never! – Reality Tea
The Imitation Game doesn’t have a hot gay fuck scene between Matthew Goode and Bensonandhedges Caramelsnatch, and Matthew Goode likes it that way – Towleroad
Kendra Wilkinson isn’t the brightest dildo around, so I shouldn’t be surprised that she didn’t know being Hef’s girlfriend meant she had to bounce on his tequila worm dick – Egotastic!
Kendull Jenner looks like a Hitler Youth Janet from Three’s Company on the cover of Dazed Magazine – Drunken Stepfather
This French Bulldog tripping on the beach in slow motion is a visual interpretation of what my brain goes through when I try to solve a math problem without a calculator – The Berry
Michael Fassbender as Steve Jobs makes zero sense to me, but it’ll make a whole lot of sense to me if he plays the role in a turtleneck and nothing else – IDLYITW
I bet this Wiener Dog’s trainer was Tonya Harding – Hollywood Tuna
The pattern on Rosario Dawson’s dress legitimately looks like the wallpaper from Home Depot my abuelita wanted to put up in my mom’s kitchen – Popoholic
RUUUUUUN, JANA DUGGAR, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! – Jezebel
Brace yourselves, Joel McHale is making Comment Trolls: The TV Show – Pajiba
This German Shepard slays the beat better than I do, but that’s not saying much – Popsugar
When Chelsea Handler met the Hammaconda (and I can’t believe she’s wearing a top!) – SOW
The shit that is covering Katy Perry’s outfit looks like some stuff Ursula the Sea Witch would squirt up – Just Jared