Night Crumbs

November 25, 2014 / Posted by:

I’m not sure why Rihanna is dressed like a late-90s JNCO-wearing E-gobbling Bif Naked-loving suburban skate park raver, but I don’t hate it  – Lainey Gossip

Claudia Jordan from RHOA is wearing a dress that I can only describe as Sexy Mega Man, and now I’m really curious what that says about me (“It says you’re a huge nerd!” screamed my vintage Nintendo video game collection) – Reality Tea

Reese Witherspoon’s daughter Ava Phillippe is serving up some sassy teenage Glimmer from She-Ra realness, and that’s never a bad thing – Celebitchy

And that’s how you get a cease-and-desist letter from Austin Powers – Hollywood Tuna

Happy Thanksgiving from Chlöe Sevigny’s non-union equivalent! – Towleroad

There’s a Dollar Tree version of everyone if you look hard enough. Case in point, Ela Rose, the Dollar Tree Chrissy Teigen – WWTDD

Cut to John Mayer’s penis sending Josh Kelley a Thank You gift basket – The Superficial

Here is a picture of Chelsea Handler resting her tits on a boom box, if you need that in your life – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Apparently billion-dollar soap tycoon Jessica Alba doesn’t work out with 3lb bottles of dish soap like I assumed she did – Popoholic

I always read #21 in the voice of The Deaner, like “fuckin’ twigs” – Popsugar

Kate Hudson says you’ve got to work out if you want to lose weight, but what I want to know is for why is she wearing an extra-large napkin as a dress?  – ICYDK

15 people (and one security guard) showed up to a Fifth Harmony show, which actually isn’t too bad considering it looks like they performed on the side of the road – OMG Blog

Why do I get the feeling Courteney Cox could swear those bitches under the table like a champ? – SOW

Cool, but what I’d really like are some dick pics of Ikaika KahoanoJust Jared

Hollywood, you can reboot any 80s movie you want, just PLEASE don’t touch The ‘Burbs! – Pajiba

Ariana Grande Latte swipes back at Bette Midler for calling her a trampy toddler-voiced hussy – Jezebel

Alternate title for #11: the Dlisted office dress code  – The Berry

Pic: Splash

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