Night Crumbs
A shirtless Charlie Hunnam is in Vogue with an adorable dog friend on his back, a bike under his body and a hippie chick on his front, because FASHION. The dog easily wins the picture and is outperforming the humans by giving a truly complex performance. Doggy’s body language says, “Yeah, this is my bitch, but I’ll let you play with him a little, girly,” and doggy’s face says, “The hell is this picture and why are you making me pose in it?” – Lainey Gossip
How do you say “I CAN’T” in Polish? – Jezebel
Balderdash Kumquatsack almost had the boring, non-fun name of Benedict Carlton (which sounds like the name of a snooty boutique hotel in Beverly Hills adjacent) – Celebitchy
The top of Emily Ratatouille’s dress looks like gold spaghetti – Drunken Stepfather
In other words, Kim Kartrashian has already booked North West’s first Playboy shoot for June 15, 2031 – The Superficial
That windstorm blowing into Pakistan is from the entire country of India collectively breathing out a huge sigh of relief after hearing that Kim Kartrashian is not coming to their country after all – Reality Tea
Conchita Wurst’s new video looks like the intro to a super serious FX show about robot cowboys and the bearded brides who love them – Towleroad
Chicken Cutlets serves up two raw cornish game hens – WWTDD
How many area rugs died to make Alessandra Ambrosio’s dress? – Hollywood Tuna
The pimp circa 1976 whom Miranda Kerr stole those gold pajama pants from isn’t going to be happy with her – IDLYITW
File this under: Outfits that Bianca Jagger wore to Studio 54 in the 70s – Popoholic
The catchiest songs of all time really aren’t that catchy – The Berry
The Queef LaQueefah Show has been snuffed out – ICYDK
How do I prepare my liver for all the booze I’m going to swallow while watching the ship wreck disaster that is Peter Pan Live? – OMG Blog
Please, like Beyonce is really going to drink an actual Slurpee. That’s just a Slurpee cup filled with blended rubies and crushed diamonds – Popsugar
Here’s when a young Bradley Cooper sucked Sarah Jessica Parker’s face in Sex and the City. Think of it as the closest he’ll ever get to starring in Equus – SOW
Cher should just get Chad Michaels to do the rest of her dates for her – Boy Culture
I know Orlando Bloom’s in Prague, but he’s wearing the perfect L.A. winter ensemble – Just Jared