Night Crumbs
In case you forgot that ScarJo has a twin, ScarJo posed with her twin at a Hurricane Sandy benefit in NYC. They’re obviously not identical twins, because he doesn’t have her chichis – Lainey Gossip
Belleoftheball Custardsack kind of gets off on being a sex symbol – Celebitchy
Apollo Whateverhislastnameis is from Real Housewives of Atlanta doesn’t want to divorce Phaedra Parks, because he doesn’t want to let go of their love and by love I mean a paycheck – Reality Tea
The balls on Keke Palmer’s barbell nipple piercings are staring at me like raccoon eyes in the night – Drunken Stepfather
Some Miss Bum Bum finalist recreates Kummy Kakes’ Paper cover and shows us her next level tan line game while doing so – The Superficial
I see that dude staring at Ariana Grande Latte’s chochaccino – Egotastic!
Panty Creamer of the Day: Jesse Metcalfe and his chest rug – Towleroad
Duchess Kate’s bump royale is really showing now and that’s great and everything but what in the hell is she wearing? – Popsugar
Amy Adams and Tim Burton made pretty pictures together – Pajiba
I’ve seen Miley Cyrus’ chipmunk camel toe more times than I’d like and I still find myself searching for her chipmunk camel toe in these pictures – Popoholic
Panty Creamer of the Day, Part II: Random And Not-So-Random Blondies Edition – The Berry
Tyga should try taking Kylie Jenner to Chuck E. Cheese. I’m sure they’ll have no problem getting in there – WWTDD
Don Lemon’s apology is about as shitty as the shitty question he’s apologizing for – Jezebel
Ryan Gosling is too artsy for People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive title – ICYDK
FYI: Nick Jonas fucked his purity ring off – Just Jared
TVLand pulled The Cosby Show, so there goes Keshia Knight Pulliam’s residuals – HuffPo
Tallulah Willis went full GI Jane – SOW
Note: The CAPTION THIS Contest is hungover and will be back tomorrow.