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November 19, 2014 / Posted by:

Benjy, the gay bull in Ireland who was saved from the slaughterhouse by the co-creator of The Simpsons!

Sometimes a headline really hugs my whole body and flies me to another dimension and this headline at The Telegraph did just that yesterday. Benjy, a Charolais bull from Count Mayo, Ireland was being fattened up for the butcher house by his farmer, because he’s gay and wasn’t interested in barebacking any heifers. Poor Benjy just wanted to listen to some Robyn, watch some The Comeback and maybe swipe through Tinder to find a nice gay bull to eat grass with. Benjy didn’t want to bust any nuts into a lady cow. The vet said that Benjy’s fertile, but he was more into the bull that replaced him (Falling in love with a straight… Oh, Benjy.) So the farmer planned to turn him into food after putting some chunk on his body.

Animal activists found out about Benjy’s plight and started the SAVE THE GAY BULL campaign. They needed $7,825 to send Benjy to Hillside Animal Sanctuary in Norfolk, England and they raised around $6,200. Sam Simon, who was married to Jennifer Tilly once and produced Taxi, Cheers and The Simpsons, found out about the campaign through PETA (I know, I know) and put up all the money. Sam has terminal cancer and is using some of the millions he’s made to save animals.

Sam Simon said a few words about saving Benjy:

“All animals have a dire destiny in the meat trade, but to kill this bull because he’s gay would’ve been a double tragedy.”

Benjy will move to his new home around the holidays, so it’s going to be a great big gay Christmas for him! Benjy’s a blond, he’s hung like, a well, like a bull and he knows how to work that nose ring, so he’s going to get so much bull ass at that sanctuary.

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